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	      <title><![CDATA[Totals from this year's Camp out for hunger, 2009.]]></title>
	      <link>http://goldbrickdreams.buzznet.com/user/journal/5592091/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<p>17 tractor trailer trucks will filled, containing: Total &ndash; 374, 235 lbs.. <strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">187 TONS</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong>Cash - $46,171<br /> </strong>- includes $10,000 from Bon Jovi, $10,000 from Pam Davis from Warminster<br /> - $2500 from Metroplex West Assoc<br /> - $2500 from Creative Financial Group<br /> - $2,000 from Staffing Plus Inc.<br /> - $1,000 from Margera&rsquo;s<br /> - $1,000 from Kildare&rsquo;s<br /> - $1,000 from volunteer group company &ndash; S.E.I. Investments in Oaks, PA<br /> - $1,000 from Stonegate Financial Services<br /> - $1,000 from Premier Chemical&rsquo;s LLC<br /> - $1,000 from Kelly P Johnson from Harleysville, PA<br /> - $1,500 from Bill Clement<br /> - $3,730 from Jim Jackson Mustache online donations<br /> - $2,000 from listener for Dave Magrogan Fla house<br /> - $25 from listener to Nick Mc at event Fri (12/4)<br /> <br /> Business:<br /> 1st &ndash; Subaru: 41,250 lbs<br /> - Target: 24, 570 lbs<br /> - Tri-County Toyota: 16,090 lbs<br /> - JP Mascaro &amp; Sons: 14,127 lbs<br /> <br /> Group:<br /> 1st: Second Street Irish Society: 6,330 lbs<br /> - FOP Lodge #5: 5,320 lbs<br /> - Radnor Middle School: 2,921<br /> - Penn Leadership Charter: 2,913</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Preson and Steve do this camp out every year and it some how always does better than they think it will.</span></p>]]></description>
		  		  	<category>93.3</category>
		  		  	<category>camp</category>
		  		  	<category>goldbrickdreams</category>
		  		  	<category>hunger</category>
		  		  	<category>out</category>
		  		  	<category>preston and steve</category>
		  		  	<category>wmmr</category>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>goldbrickdreams</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2009-12-07T11:25:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Preston and Steve's Camp Out For Hunger.]]></title>
	      <link>http://goldbrickdreams.buzznet.com/user/journal/5505831/</link>
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<div><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Camp Out Event Information -</span> <span style="color: red;">November 30th to December 4th:</span><br /> <br /> <span style="text-decoration: underline;">When:</span></strong> Monday, November 30&nbsp;thru Friday, December 4 (it's over at the end of the broadcast on Friday - about 10am) <br /> <em>Donations are accepted Monday through Thursday from 6am to about 8pm, and Friday, December 4th from 6am to 10am.</em> <br /> <br /> <strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Where:</span></strong> The Metroplex Shopping Center in Plymouth Meeting, PA - A Development of the <a href="http://www.goldenberggroup.com/" target="_blank">Goldenberg Group<br /> </a><br /> All donations benefit&nbsp;<a href="http://www.philabundance.org/" target="_blank">Philabundance</a> - feeding the hungry of the Delaware Valley - <a href="http://www.philabundance.org/takeactionnow/tan_volunteer.asp" target="_blank">Volunteer for Philabundance<br /> </a><br /> Yes, Preston &amp; Steve actually live in an RV the entire week - thanks to&nbsp;<a href="http://www.whitehorserv.com/" target="_blank">White Horse RV</a> in Williamstown, NJ for donating the use of the RV and broadcast their show each morning from the Metroplex. Why? Because there are hungry people in the Delaware Valley in need of food. <br /> <br /> Donations are accepted Monday through Thursday from 6am to about 8pm, and Friday, December 4th from 6am to 10am.&nbsp;<br /> <br /> <strong><span style="color: red;"><strong>EXTREMELY LARGE DONATIONS REQUIRE ADVANCED NOTICE.</strong> I.e. if you have a donation on a tractor trailer, we&rsquo;re open to welcoming you at the Metroplex, but we will NOT unload something that large, but rather, we&rsquo;ll supply directions to the Philabundance Warehouse, where your donation will be weighed and reported to us.</span></strong><br /> <br /> <strong>Most needed&nbsp;non-perishable food items include: (Pop Top Lids are always welcome)&nbsp;Canned Tuna, Canned Beef Stew, Canned Chili, Canned Pasta, Beef Ravioli, Mac &amp; Cheese, Ready To Eat Cereal (Family Size), Canned Pork &amp; Beans/Baked Beans, Canned Green Beans, Canned Corn, Canned Fruit Cocktail, Creamy Peanut Butter (Plastic Containers ONLY), Grape Jelly (Plastic Containers ONLY), Boxed Sugar&nbsp;and non-perishables&nbsp;that won't go bad too soon.</strong> <br /> <br /></div>
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<div><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Camp Out Donation Incentives (and lots of em!):</span></strong></div>
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<div><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Daily Random Prizes (must listen for details regarding how to win):</span></strong></div>
<div>- Pair of tickets with Meet and Greet for&nbsp;<a href="http://www.wmmr.com/music/concerts/Details.aspx?ID=115945" target="_blank">The Bacon Brothers "Save the Mummers" concert</a> - Dec 5th at Electric Factory (we'll have one pair to award each day!) - The Bacon Brothers will perform on site Thursday (12/4) - listen for details, if you wanna catch the performance and interview live at Camp Out, make sure to bring us food donations!!</div>
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<div>- Zhu Zhu Pets(tm) hamsters - that's right, we'll have this hard to find favorite toy to award to food donors - Listen for more details on how to win. The best alternatives to real live hamsters, Zhu Zhu Pets(tm) hamsters don't go to the bathroom, die, or smell, but they are still a riot of motion and sound. Zhu Zhu Pets(tm) are available for sale at Toys"R"Us, Walmart and other select retailers. Please visit&nbsp;<a href="http://www.zhuzhupets.com/" target="_blank">zhuzhupets.com</a>&nbsp;for more information.<br /></div>
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<div><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">REGISTER TO WIN:</span></strong><br /> Each day, Monday thru Friday - any one who donates food&nbsp;may register to win&nbsp;that day&rsquo;s prize (We'll select one winner from all eligible entries each day [Monday thru Thursday any time after&nbsp;8pm; Friday&nbsp;after 10am]. one entry per donor, per day):</div>
<div><br /> <strong>&bull; <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Monday:</span></strong> Slack&rsquo;s Hoagie Shack Holiday Party Tray that serves 25<br /> <br /> <strong>&bull; <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Tuesday:</span></strong> Stock Car Racing Experience at Pocono Raceway from 877StockCar.com &ndash; makes a great gift, for anyone who&rsquo;s dreamt of driving a real 600 HP Sprint Cup Stock Car on a real NASCAR 2.5 mile super speedway<br /> <br /> <strong>&bull; <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Wednesday:</span></strong> A 3 hour hot air balloon ride for 2 with Air Ventures<br /> o <em>Includes pictures as the balloon inflates, a champagne toast and snack (o.j. and pastry for a.m. flights or a cheese platter for evening flights)<br /> o Drift away from the everyday, with Air Ventures hot air balloon flights<br /> </em><br /> <strong>&bull; <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Thursday:</span></strong> PS3 with a few games<br /> <br /> <strong>&bull; <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Friday:</span>&nbsp;</strong>A Flip Video and 32" TV from the Plymouth Meeting Best Buy<br /> &nbsp;</div>
<div><br /> <strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">LARGEST INDIVIDUAL DONATION - The Individual&nbsp;that donates the most food (by weight) each&nbsp;day, Monday thru Thursday:</span></strong><br /> <strong>&bull; <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Monday:</span></strong> Record Service for a year from Interscope, Geffen and A&amp;M Records. (CD releases for 2010)<br /> <br /> <strong>&bull; <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Tuesday:</span></strong> Two tickets to anywhere in the continental US that Air Tran flies (restrictions apply). Air Tran Airways. Go. There&rsquo;s nothing stopping you.<br /> <br /> <strong>&bull; <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Wednesday:</span></strong> One adult unlimited season pass for Jack Frost/Big Boulder good for the 2009-2010 season. ($629 value)<br /> <br /> <strong>&bull; <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Thursday:</span></strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;A VIP New Year&rsquo;s Eve at the Trump Taj, including overnight stay for two in the Chairman Tower Dec 31st, $150 gift certificate to dine at Trattoria Il Mulino and admission to the Casbah nightclub (10pm) with 2 hours open bar and party favors.<br /> <em>(Must be 21. Cannot transfer prize. Must provide ID upon check-in. No cash value. Winner is responsible for taxes and gratuity. Subject to change or cancellation at management's discretion.)</em></div>
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<div><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Prize for the largest contribution by a business:</span></strong><br /> &bull; The Business that makes the Largest Donation (by weight) wins a Live Broadcast from The Preston &amp; Steve Show at your place of Business (on a mutually agreeable date and time) - <strong><em>Please note: Excessively Large donations are most welcome earlier in the day, so we have time to get the food to Philabundance before they close - if your business plans on making a very large donation, please do so as early as you can during the day - Thanks!</em></strong><br /> <br /> <br /> <strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Prize for the largest contribution from a Group (non-business), High School, College organization, Police, Fire&hellip;:</span></strong><br /> &bull; The organization (non-business, such as: High School, Fire Department, Fraternity or Sorority, Police Department, Bridge Club, <br /> etc.) that makes the largest donation (by weight) wins: 100 tickets to the Sixers / Warriors game, Dec 14th AND a Flyers Balcony Suite for a future game&nbsp; - (seats about 20).</div>
<div><br /> <strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Special Events:</span></strong><br /> To Be Announced - but there will definitely be a Totally Office Calendar Signing Night, Movie Night and more!</div>]]></description>
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		  		  	<category>camp</category>
		  		  	<category>goldbrickdreams</category>
		  		  	<category>hunger</category>
		  		  	<category>out</category>
		  		  	<category>preston and steve</category>
		  		  	<category>wmmr</category>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>goldbrickdreams</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2009-11-30T07:08:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[My new Phillies fight song.]]></title>
	      <link>http://goldbrickdreams.buzznet.com/user/journal/4935771/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">Go <span id="lw_1256736964_0" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer;"><span id="lw_1256737937_0" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer;">Phillies</span></span>, hit the ball long.</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">Go Phillies, play the game strong.</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">Go Phillies, show that we belong.</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">We will fight with all our might</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">to the <span id="lw_1256736964_1" class="yshortcuts" style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer;"><span id="lw_1256737937_1" class="yshortcuts" style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer;">victory song</span></span>.</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">Go Phillies, lets shout it out loud.</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">Go Phillies,  we're a Phanatic crowd.</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">Go Phillies, you make the city proud.</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">Ring the bell and we will yell</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">our game will be avowed.</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">Now Go Phillies, Go</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">Lets Go Phillies, Go</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">Yes Go Phillies, Go</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">Swing and a <span id="lw_1256736964_2" class="yshortcuts"><span id="lw_1256737937_2" class="yshortcuts" style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer;">long drive</span></span> and this ball is outta here.</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">GO PHILLIES, GO.</span></p>]]></description>
		  		  	<category>baseball</category>
		  		  	<category>goldbrickdreams</category>
		  		  	<category>phillies</category>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>goldbrickdreams</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2009-10-28T06:53:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[My Phillies fight song.]]></title>
	      <link>http://goldbrickdreams.buzznet.com/user/journal/4726981/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">"Go </span><span id="lw_1255962601_0" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">Phillies</span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">, hit the ball long.</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">Go Phillies, play the game strong.</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">Go Phillies, prove them all wrong.</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">We will fight with all our might</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">to the </span><span id="lw_1255962601_1" class="yshortcuts" style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">victory song</span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">.</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">Go Phillies, strike them out fast.</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">Go Phillies, give the ball a blast.</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">Go Phillies, forget about the past.</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">We'll be the ace in this race</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">we'll never be surpassed.</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">Now Go Phillies, Go</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">Lets Go Phillies, Go</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">Yes Go Phillies, Go</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">Let the game begin so we can win,</span><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;" /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: #ff0000;">GO PHILLIES, GO."</span></span></p>]]></description>
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		  		  	<category>fight</category>
		  		  	<category>goldbrickdreams</category>
		  		  	<category>phillies</category>
		  		  	<category>song</category>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>goldbrickdreams</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2009-10-19T07:41:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[So long Millie Ann.]]></title>
	      <link>http://goldbrickdreams.buzznet.com/user/journal/4602301/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #800080;"><em><strong><span style="font-size: large;">This is a Leonard Cohen song called 'So Long Marianne' that I am albe to add Millie Ann's name to.</span></strong></em></span></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #800080;"><em><strong><span style="font-size: large;">Not to be missunderstode as me saying so long as I do not want to do that.</span></strong></em></span></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #800080;"><em><strong><span style="font-size: large;">Just a song I love as much as I love my wife.</span></strong></em></span></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #800000;"><span style="font-size: large;"><em><strong>Won't you come over to the window, my little darling,<br /> I'd like to try to read you palm<br /> I used to think I was some kind of gypsy boy<br /> before I let you take me home.<br /><br /> So long Millie Ann, it's time that we began<br /> to laugh and cry and cry and laugh about it all again.<br /><br /> Well, you know that I love to live with you,<br /> but you make me forget so very much.<br /> I forget to pray for the angel<br /> and then the angels forget to pray for us.<br /><br /> So long Millie Ann, it's time that we began<br /> to laugh and cry and cry and laugh about it all again.<br /><br /> We met when we were almost young.<br /> Deep in the green lilac park.<br /> You held on to me like I was a crucifix<br /> as we went kneeling through the dark.<br /><br /> So long Millie Ann, it's time that we began<br /> to laugh and cry and cry and laugh about it all again.<br /><br /> Your letters say that you are beside me now.<br /> Then why do I feel alone? <br /> I'm standing on a ledge and your fine spider web<br /> is fastening my ankle to a stone.<br /><br /> So long Millie Ann, it's time that we began<br /> to laugh and cry and cry and laugh about it all again.<br /><br /> For now I need your hidden love.<br /> I'm cold as a new razor blade.<br /> You left when I told you I was curious.<br /> I never said that I was brave.<br /><br /> So long Millie Ann, it's time that we began<br /> to laugh and cry and cry and laugh about it all again.<br /><br /> O you are really such a pretty one.<br /> I see you've gone and changed your name again<br /> And just when I climbed this whole mountainside<br /> to wash my eyelids in the rain.</strong></em></span></span></p>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #800000;"><span style="font-size: large;"><em><strong>So long Millie Ann, it's time that we began</strong></em></span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #800000;"><span style="font-size: large;"><em><strong>to laugh and cry and cry and laugh about it all again.<br /></strong></em></span></span></p>]]></description>
		  		  	<category>goldbrickdreams</category>
		  		  	<category>leonard cohen</category>
		  		  	<category>millie ann</category>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>goldbrickdreams</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2009-09-27T08:33:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[History Mystery w/ pictures.]]></title>
	      <link>http://goldbrickdreams.buzznet.com/user/journal/4596331/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<p><span><span><span style="font-family: Arial; color: #000000; font-size: x-small;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; font-size: x-small;">
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-small; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">&nbsp;</span><br />
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Have a history    teacher explain this</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #00007f;"><em> </em></span><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">----- if they can..    &nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Abraham Lincoln was elected    to Congress in 1846.&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">John F. Kennedy was elected    to Congress in 1946.&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Abraham Lincoln was elected    President in 1860.&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Joh n F. Kennedy was    elected President in 1960.&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Both were particularly    concerned with civil rights.&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Both wives lost their    children while living in the White House.&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Both Presidents were shot    on a Friday.&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Both Presidents were shot    in the head &nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Now it gets really weird.    &nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="min-height: 29px; margin-bottom: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><br /></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Lincoln 's secretary was    named Kennedy.&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Kennedy's Secretary was    named Lincoln .&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Both were assassinated by    Southerners.&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Both were succeeded by    Southerners named Johnson.&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Andrew Johnson, who    succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Lyndon Johnson, who    succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">John Wilkes Booth, who    assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839..&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Lee Harvey Oswald, who    assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> &nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="min-height: 29px; margin-bottom: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><br /></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Both assassins were known    by their three names.</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Both names are composed of    fifteen letters.&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"><em>Now hang on to your    seat.</em>&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Lincoln was shot at the    theater named 'Ford.'&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Kennedy was shot in a car    called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Lincoln was shot in a    theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Kennedy was shot from a    warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Booth and Oswald were    assassinated before their trials.&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"><em>And here's the    kicker...</em>&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">A week before Lincoln was    shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland &nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">A week before Kennedy was    shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: xx-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #3d8180;">WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-small; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> &nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: xx-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">1) Fold a </span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;">NEW &nbsp;PINK</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: xx-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;"> $20 bill in half... &nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: xx-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;">3) Fold the other e nd, exactly as before&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: xx-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;">4) Now, simply turn it over...</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;">&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: xx-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;">What a coincidence!&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;">A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on    all $20 bills!!!</span><span style="font-family: Bookman Old Style; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #00007f;"><em>&nbsp;</em></span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: xx-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;">COINCIDENCE?<span style="text-decoration: underline;"> YOU DECIDE&nbsp;</span></span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: xx-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;">As if that wasn't enough. Here is what you've seen...</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;">&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="min-height: 29px; margin-bottom: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; margin-left: 0px; color: #0000fd; margin-right: 0px;"><br /></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;"><strong>Firstly The Pentagon on fire...</strong></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;">&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: xx-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;"><strong>Then</strong></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;"> &nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;"><strong>The Twin &nbsp;Towers.</strong></span></div>
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<br /><img id="MA15.1251746921" src="http://f301.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f7358%5fACVFv9EAAWxaSrDPugm8hG5knGE&amp;pid=16&amp;fid=Inbox&amp;inline=1" alt="" />
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: xx-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;"><strong>..And now .. look at this!&nbsp;</strong></span></div>
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<div style="min-height: 58px; margin-bottom: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 48px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; margin-left: 0px; color: #0000fd; margin-right: 0px;"><br /></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: xx-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;"><strong>TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL</strong></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;">&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #00007f;"><strong>It gets even better!! 9+11=$20!!</strong></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;">&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #00007f;"><strong>This is too interesting to pass up!</strong></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;"> <br /></span></div>
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		  		  	<category>goldbrickdreams</category>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>goldbrickdreams</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2009-09-25T10:02:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Think before you speak!]]></title>
	      <link>http://goldbrickdreams.buzznet.com/user/journal/4596321/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                Here are six reasons why you should think before you                speak.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                Have you ever spoken and wished that you                could<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                Immediately take the words                back....<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                Here are the Testimonials of a few people who                did....<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                FIRST                TESTIMONY:<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three                kids<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                in tow&nbsp; And asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a                shampoo and a blow                job?'<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                I turned around and walked back out and never went                back<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                My husband didn't say a                word..<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                He knew                better.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                SECOND                TESTIMONY:<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf                balls.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                I was unhappy with the women's type I had been                using.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                After browsing for several                minutes,<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen                who<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;works                at the store.&nbsp;&nbsp;He asked if he could help                me.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like                playing with men's                balls'<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                THIRD                TESTIMONY:<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                My sister and I were at the mall                and<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                Passed by a store that sold                a<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                Variety of candy and                nuts.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                As we were looking at the display                case,<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                The boy behind the counter asked if we needed any                help.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your                nuts.'<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                My sister started to laugh                hysterically.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked                away.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                To this day,&nbsp;My sister has never let me                forget.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                FOURTH TESTIMONY                :<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                While in line at the bank one                afternoon,<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                My toddler decided to                release<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                Some pent-up energy and ran                amok.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                I was finally able to grab hold                of<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                Her after receiving looks of                disgust<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                And annoyance from other                patrons.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                I told her that if she did not start                behaving<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                'right now' she would be                punished.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a                voice<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just                as threatening,&nbsp; 'If you don't let me go right                now,<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                I will tell Grandma that I saw                you<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                Kissing Daddy's pee-pee last                night!'<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                The silence was deafening after this enlightening                exchange.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                Even the tellers stopped what they were                doing.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                I mustered up the last of my dignity                and<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                Walked out of the bank with my daughter in                tow.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                The last thing I heard when the door closed behind                me,<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                were screams of laughter.<br /></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: small;"></span><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: small;"></span><span style="font-family: Arial; color: black; font-size: small;"></span><span style="font-family: Arial; 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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; FIFTH                TESTIMONY:<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                Have you ever asked your child a question too many                times?<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with                potty<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;training                and I was on him                constantly.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch,                in<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                between                errands<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                It was very busy, with a full dining                room.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                While enjoying my                taco,<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                I smelled something                funny,<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                So of course I                checked<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                My seven-month-old daughter, she was                clean.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                Then realized that                Danny<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                Had not asked to go potty in a                while.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                I asked him if he needed to                go,<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                And he said 'No'                .<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                I kept                thinking<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't                have<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                any clothes with                me.'<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                Then I                said,<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an                accident?'<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                'No,' he replied.&nbsp;&nbsp;I just KNEW that he must have had an                accident, because                the<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                smell was getting                worse.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have                an<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his                pants,<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                Bent over, spread his                cheeks<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                And yelled,&nbsp; 'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST                FARTS!!'<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos                laughing,<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                He calmly pulled up his pants and sat                down.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                An old couple made me feel                better,<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                Thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever                had.</p>
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</span></span><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; And a very embarrassed female news anchor who                will,<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                In the future, likely think before she                speaks.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                What happens when you predict snow but don't get                any!<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                We had a female news anchor                that,<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                The day after it was supposed to have snowed and                didn't,<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                Turned to the weatherman and                asked:<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last                night?'<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                Not only did HE have to leave the                set,<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;                But half the crew did too they were laughing so                hard!</span></span></div>]]></description>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Bizzare links of Abraham Lincoln and J.F.K.]]></title>
	      <link>http://goldbrickdreams.buzznet.com/user/journal/4564671/</link>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Have a history    teacher explain this</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #00007f;"><em> </em></span><span style="font-family: Book Antiqua; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">----- if they can..    &nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="min-height: 29px; margin-bottom: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><br /></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"><span id="lw_1253146002_36" class="yshortcuts">Abraham Lincoln</span> was elected    to Congress in 1846.&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"><span id="lw_1253146002_37" class="yshortcuts">John F. Kennedy</span> was elected    to Congress in 1946.&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Abraham Lincoln was elected    President in 1860.&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Joh n F. Kennedy was    elected President in 1960.&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Both were particularly    concerned with civil rights.&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Both wives lost their    children while living in the <span id="lw_1253146002_38" class="yshortcuts">White House</span>.&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="min-height: 29px; margin-bottom: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><br /></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Both Presidents were shot    on a Friday.&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Both Presidents were shot    in the head &nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Now it gets really weird.    &nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Lincoln 's secretary was    named Kennedy.&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Kennedy's Secretary was    named Lincoln .&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Both were assassinated by    Southerners.&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Both were succeeded by    Southerners named Johnson.&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"><span id="lw_1253146002_39" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer;">Andrew Johnson</span>, who    succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"><span id="lw_1253146002_40" class="yshortcuts">Lyndon Johnson</span>, who    succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"><span id="lw_1253146002_41" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer;">John Wilkes Booth</span>, who    assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839..&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"><span id="lw_1253146002_42" class="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; cursor: pointer;">Lee Harvey Oswald</span>, who    assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> &nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="min-height: 29px; margin-bottom: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><br /></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Both assassins were known    by their three names.</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Both names are composed of    fifteen letters.&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"><em>Now hang on to your    seat.</em>&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="min-height: 29px; margin-bottom: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><br /></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Lincoln was shot at the    theater named 'Ford.'&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Kennedy was shot in a car    called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Lincoln was shot in a    theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Kennedy was shot from a    warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">Booth and Oswald were    assassinated before their trials.&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"><em>And here's the    kicker...</em>&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="min-height: 29px; margin-bottom: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><br /></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">A week before Lincoln was    shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland &nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">A week before Kennedy was    shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="min-height: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 10px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><br /></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: xx-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #3d8180;">WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-small; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> &nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: xx-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #ff0008;">INCREDIBLE&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="min-height: 58px; margin-bottom: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 48px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><br /></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: xx-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;">1) Fold a </span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;">NEW &nbsp;PINK</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: xx-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;"> $20 bill in half... &nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="min-height: 58px; margin-bottom: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 48px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; margin-left: 0px; color: #0000fd; margin-right: 0px;"><br /></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: xx-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;">2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as    below&nbsp;</span></div>
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<br /><img id="MA10..1251746921" src="http://f301.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f313631%5fACVFv9EAAWxaSrDPugm8hG5knGE&amp;pid=11&amp;fid=Inbox&amp;inline=1" alt="" /><img id="MA11.1251746921" src="http://f301.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f313631%5fACVFv9EAAWxaSrDPugm8hG5knGE&amp;pid=12&amp;fid=Inbox&amp;inline=1" alt="" />
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<div style="min-height: 58px; margin-bottom: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 48px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; margin-left: 0px; color: #0000fd; margin-right: 0px;"><br /></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: xx-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;">3) Fold the other e nd, exactly as before&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="min-height: 58px; margin-bottom: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 48px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; margin-left: 0px; color: #0000fd; margin-right: 0px;"><br /></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: xx-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;">4) Now, simply turn it over...</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;">&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="min-height: 58px; margin-bottom: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 48px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; margin-left: 0px; color: #0000fd; margin-right: 0px;"><br /></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: xx-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;">What a coincidence!&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;">A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on    all $20 bills!!!</span><span style="font-family: Bookman Old Style; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #00007f;"><em>&nbsp;</em></span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: xx-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;">COINCIDENCE?<span style="text-decoration: underline;"> YOU DECIDE&nbsp;</span></span></div>
<div style="min-height: 58px; margin-bottom: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 48px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; margin-left: 0px; color: #0000fd; margin-right: 0px;"><br /></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: xx-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;">As if that wasn't enough. Here is what you've seen...</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;">&nbsp;</span></div>
<div style="min-height: 29px; margin-bottom: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 24px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; margin-left: 0px; color: #0000fd; margin-right: 0px;"><br /></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;"><strong>Firstly The Pentagon on fire...</strong></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;">&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: xx-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;"><strong>Then</strong></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;"> &nbsp;</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;"><strong>The Twin &nbsp;Towers.</strong></span></div>
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<br /><img id="MA15.1251746921" src="http://f301.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f313631%5fACVFv9EAAWxaSrDPugm8hG5knGE&amp;pid=16&amp;fid=Inbox&amp;inline=1" alt="" />
<div style="min-height: 58px; margin-bottom: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 48px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; margin-left: 0px; color: #0000fd; margin-right: 0px;"><br /></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: xx-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;"><strong>..And now .. look at this!&nbsp;</strong></span></div>
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<br /><img id="MA16..1251746921" src="http://f301.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f313631%5fACVFv9EAAWxaSrDPugm8hG5knGE&amp;pid=17&amp;fid=Inbox&amp;inline=1" alt="" />
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<div style="min-height: 58px; margin-bottom: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 48px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; margin-left: 0px; color: #0000fd; margin-right: 0px;"><br /></div>
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: xx-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;"><strong>TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL</strong></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;">&nbsp;</span></div>
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<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px;"><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: x-large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #00007f;"><strong>It gets even better!! 9+11=$20!!</strong></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: large; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; color: #0000fd;">&nbsp;</span></div>
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		  		  	<category>abraham lincoln</category>
		  		  	<category>bizzare</category>
		  		  	<category>goldbrickdreams</category>
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	      <dc:creator>goldbrickdreams</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2009-09-16T17:08:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[burned tree]]></title>
	      <link>http://goldbrickdreams.buzznet.com/user/journal/4548571/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<p>I saw a burned tree in the big city among the ruin and the wast.<br />Time ticking by like a long sad goodbye a movie out of pase.<br />I said said nothing more as she lie to the floor of life in her disgrace.<br /><br />Nothing else matters nothing more nothing new<br />a burned tree of the life we once knew<br />caught in the middle of a long drawn out play<br />nothing to do nothing to say<br /><br />Short odd song by me.</p>
<p>Inspired by apicture posted<a class="user-profile5-name" title="angrylambie" href="http://angrylambie.buzznet.com/user/"> angrylambie</a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.buzznet.com/community/whatsbuzz/#og"><img title="Buzznet Original" src="http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/icons/badge-og.gif" border="0" alt="Buzznet Original" align="absmiddle" /></a></p>
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	      <dc:creator>goldbrickdreams</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2009-09-12T06:12:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Four am poem.]]></title>
	      <link>http://goldbrickdreams.buzznet.com/user/journal/4312941/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<p><strong><em><span style="color: #0000ff; font-size: large; font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif;">What to do at four am when the sun is still in it's slumber and a lumber around the house with no company but my cats who never saw any rats but know of vats of love we show those two awesome feline four legged free souls of our place of living in a place of giving and the place where in now am awake at four am writing a poem with no sleep in sight so should I say morning or night or maybe I'll stop and get an bite but not that be and think I will end this here, have a good day my friend.</span></em></strong></p>]]></description>
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	      <dc:creator>goldbrickdreams</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2009-07-10T00:59:00Z</dc:date>
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